Bush to Iraq

According to reliable media reports, George Bush visited Iraq over the weekend. A spokesperson confirmed that the President Bush was looking for a site to build the presidential library which will house the documents, artifacts, gifts of state and museum exhibits related to his life and career. He said,

The President has gone off the idea of building a library in Texas, as it would be to vulnerable to terrorist attacks by unemployed auto workers. Now that the war has been won, Iraq is one of the safest places on earth to live, so it is the ideal place to build a Presidential Library. The other advantage is that prices on commercial land are sharp and Iraq is handy to the Bush Family oil interests in the Middle East.

A report that Mr Bush has made an offer on a presidential palace overlooking the Euphrates River could not be confirmed.