Running Mutts

Obama the drama has chosen a real Joe as his running mate.

One of the greatest problems for every American presidential candidate is choosing a running mate who will not show him up. Given the mediocrity of most presidential candidates, this can be quite difficult. They have to find someone even more mediocre than themselves.

Imagine the problems that John the jaw must be having. He has to find someone who cannot find Pakistan on a map and who will not make John look old and tired. There cannot be many outside of the senate who fit that job description.